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Fanmail, death threats, wank submissions and review requests; they all go here. Please note that just because you submit something, doesn’t necessarily mean that the authors are going to use it on the site. Nor, in fact, do they make any guarantees as to take your side in any resulting arguments…
Wank Guidelines
If you’re submitting wank, please keep the following in mind.
- Wank is wank. Wank is not just making fun of someone you don’t like; wank is making fun of someone you don’t like saying stupid things.
- Anything said in a public arena is fair game. ‘Public’ is defined here as anywhere an ‘innocent bystander’ may potentially stumble across it; forums, main maps, easily accessible dream locations. Public wank names names.
- If you’re submitting private wank, note that all names and other characteristic identifiers will be stripped out as much as possible. Wank is private if it is done via whispers, private messages or in locked dream locations. ‘Harassment’ wank may be exempted from this at the author’s discretion.
- Evidence is good. Screenshots, links and logfiles. I’m not necessarily just going to take your word for it.
- Unless otherwise requested, the identities of those submitting wank will be protected. Probably.
Dream Review Requests
When requesting a dream review, please make sure to specify the following:
- The dream name and location. A fURL is great; type
dreamurlto find out the fURL of your current location - The dream’s website, if it has one.
- Whether or not you are the owner, and if so, the name of the main alt you may be contacted on within Furc.
Note that in no way does anyone at Furc!Wank guarantee that your dream review will be positive. If you’ve got a shitty dream, we’re gonna say so.
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